Welcome to the Salisbury Epicurial. Discussions about Food, Music and Good Times in Historic Salisbury North Carolina are the mode. Also any discussions about Local Politics, Ideology, Satanic Covens and anyone looking to provide a good home for a stray puppy or kitty cat: That's a good thing! A pet is life long friend, well their tragically short lives anyway, either way it's a responsibility, yours. If you adopt a pet take care of that pet. Pets need plenty of fresh water, food and love, well the first two are incredibly important, the last one is for the philosophers to argue, I've already made up my mind on that one (it's love in case you were wondering) - ok, I'm getting off track here; so to recap: Food, Music, Hedonism, situated in or around the 28145 area code but Charlotte NC is an hour from here, we got NASCAR in Concord (I'm sure plenty of gems will surface with that trainwreck of a sport) and I've been told we have a pet cemetery, and though I love pets, I really do, we're all too aware of what inevitably happens when you bury a rabid Police Dog a cemetery cursed by an Indian Shaman who wore moose antlers 1500 years ago, the best Disney movie to come out just in time for the Holidays, that's what!
So sit back, put on your reading glasses, or go to View>Make Text Bigger or whatever, call over your satanic rabid zombie dog to bring over your slightly chewed slippers and give him a treat, I don't like people who make pets do stuff and then don't pay them, that's pet slavery and I wont stand for it...Geez, I'm off topic again. So, let's get ready to savor some of the best that the heart of the Piedmont has to offer...
...Is Salisbury the heart of the Piedmont? Well it is now, at least for the sake of this blog. What the hell do I know? I grew up on Long Island.
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